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Matrix was the toughest man alive until MacGyver came out. Matrix says to Cook, " I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry!" I would maybe have to concur. It is one of his best and definitely worth your time if you want to make a six-pack without doing even one exercise.Go watch it and tell me what do you think about it after your laughing spasms stop! If they do.

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Of course, this line is shaped with a significant amount of hilarious Austrian accent.Happily, there are plenty of such lines like for example "Right? –"Wrong" as is the answer of Arnold after shooting one poor bad guy in the stomach and he dies, being probably the 345th victim of the cold-blooded Commando.The grand finale of the movie can make you feel pain in the cheeks from laughing while you are questioning yourself "How one could make such a movie and meant it to be serious?!" John Matrix is shooting with a machine gun in the dictator's quarters and kills approximately a thousand of mercenaries without even a scratch on his body.Conclusion:You need to be ashamed if you love the Arnold flicks and you've missed this one. " With a cold look on his rocky face, Matrix confesses "I lied!!!!!!" and throws him away. For instance, when John Matrix promises to a bad guy that he will kill him last but he kills him before the others because of the steroids washed his brain by throwing him off of a rock, this goes like this "Remember, Matrix, when you told me that you will kill me last. Schwarzenegger's acting is as stiff as usual, so you definitely won't be disappointed.There are plenty of ridiculous lines as well. How sweet Daddy he is! It is a bit like watching Rambo feeding little puppies.The dialogue is so hilarious and dumb that you keep thinking that some 5-year-old kid is the screenwriter. It is very funny when he is cutting woods as well, or when he is naked and playing with his beloved daughter in the river. He's full of protein, testosterone and ready to explode. Basically, in every scene he is beating his chest and screaming "I am the bodybuilding itself".Basically, in every scene he is beating his chest and screaming "I am the bodybuilding itself".And it really looks like Arnie is shooting the film between his chest training breaks. The guy is walking in the forest and carrying a gigantic tree on his shoulder, looking like a lethal killing machine. "Total Recall".The Plot:The plot is far from original but this is not so important, simply because only a retard would expect deep character development and story narrowing like in the "Godfather".Arnold is John Matrix, a very tough badass what do you expect and retired elite Commando who lives a peaceful live in the forest until one day several pricks kidnap his little daughter in order to blackmail him to lead a revolution and to give the power back to an evil dictator.This is a Funny Action Movie because:From the first scene in which Arnold appears, you have to be impressed by his strength and the shape of his muscles. So I will just use the movie's tag-line: Somewhere. This movie is so eye-blindingly beautiful I can't find the words to properly end my commentary and render justice to this cinematic masterpiece. I gave this Caravaggio painted on celluloid a 10 only because IMDb doesn't go to 11. Oh, so you are saying that Neo dodges bullets? John Matrix doesn't need to. Oh, are you saying that The Matrix is the best action movie of all time? Does The Matrix have Arnold Schwarzenegger? NO. But what is important is not the fact that Arnie will save his daughter, but HOW will he save his daughter. Basically it is Arnie on a mission to save his daughter. I won't give away the plot, because it is too intricate and surprising. Put these three elements together and try to guess what happens.

Still more? It's got Arnold with a sense of humor and a rocket launcher. Need more? It's got Arnold with a sense of humor.

And there is just about everything that should go into an action movie: car chases, explosions, drug-lords, sex, an invincible hero, sitting-duck-like enemies, humor, knife duels, fist fights, rocket launchers, blood, death, bullets, glass, pectorals, muscles, some more muscles, explosions and more explosions.